Tuesday 15th September 2015
Darlings please just hear me out on this saucy, sparkly, sassy number…
Ultra-skimpy Judy is the ultimate showgirl piece. Impeccably crafted from black elastic strapping, the electrifying playsuit stars a triple choker collar, anchoring further elastic straps which radiate down and out across the breasts culminating in large rose-gold rings above each hip. Criss-cross straps wrap across the stomach and around the waist to the rear. The elastic is embellished with glimmering iridescent crystals, adding a hint of sparkle to this ravishing number.
Come to Momma. Ultra-skimpy Judy Chelfie – you’re in for a treat
With a whopping price tag of £325 one must head down and slip this slinky number on before I wack it on Daddy’s AMEX. My heart is racing at the recollection
It was Tuesday and I LOVE Tuesdays
After seeing the very attractive female in the black ultra-skimpy Judy Chelfie I needed to recreate this beguling look…one didn’t have a seductive satin blind fold (must rember to purchase)so a pair of fish net stockings were packed for substitute.
I meandered through Selfridges in Trafford Centre, Manchester, trying to compose myself – I was feeling very mischievous and I have no doubt that it was written all over my countenance.
My eyes were frantically searching for the ultra-skimpy and it was no where to be seen. I lapped the store once, twice, three times. I was in lingerie heaven but I set my heart on Judy and I was going to find her and own her. I could not see any pink ladies and darling trust me when I say that I.was.getting.annoyed.
I found myself staring and smiling at the whip – I honestly do not think its acceptable to share these disturbing thoughts with you – they’re not raunchy, oh no, more aggressive and disturbing at the thought of not getting my hands on the Ultra-skimpy electrifying playsuit…
Like an angel from heaven the lovely assistant appeared – hallelujah – praise the Lord
“Hello there can I help you my dear”
“YES YES YOU CAN”
I recited the whole description to her proud, LOUD and with every ounce of passion that lives inside my body – it was Oscar worthy
“I need the black Ultra-skimpy Judy, you know the ultimate showgirl piece. The impeccably crafted playsuit made from black elastic strapping, the electrifying playsuit stars a triple choker collar, anchoring further elastic straps which radiate down and out across the breasts culminating in large rose-gold rings above each childbearing hip. The straps wrap across the stomach and around the waist… Right to the rear. Embellished with glimmering iridescent crystals, this ravishing number is SPARKLE! WHERE IS JUDY?”
“Oh yes they’re in the back I’ll go and grab you one”
There is a God
“DON’T FORGET THE MATCHING NIPPLE TASSLES” (is one line that you shouldn’t shout in the centre of Selfridges at Trafford Centre – but hey I was completely lost in the moment and I couldn’t have gave a toot!
It fit like a glove, a sexy slinky elastic glove. The playsuit is one size fits all – from past experience I usually find I do not fit it the “all” category – it fitted all perfectly.
I pinged the black, embellished criss cross straps to test the wear of the fabric – Judy was spanking me and I loved it. The material is thick, black elastic you could hang from the roof by the large rose-gold hoops and Judy would keep you safe – this is not Chelfie behaviour, it’s just a suggestion if that’s what you are in to.
As the pink lady handed the nipple “tassels” over she corrected me as they are in fact “nipple pasties”. Everyday I strive to learn something new. That lesson for today was complete and this justified spending £325 on a very naughty classic.
Don’t tell Daddy.